1. Rosie: This oinment makes my leg smart ?
Rob: Well why not rub some on your head !
2. Clare: I see you are invited to Sandra's party ?
Zoe: Yes, but I can't go. The invitation says 4 to 7, and I,m ten.
3. If you crossed King Kong with a bell, what would you have ?
A: A ding-dong King Kong.
4. Which side of an apple pie is the left side ?
The part that isn't eaten.
5. Why did Jane divorce Tarzan ?
He became too big a swinger.
By Kar
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