Riddles-1

Why did Gandhiji have a stick?

ANS: Gandhiji had a stick because Lord Ganesha throwed ladoos at him.

Gandhiji hit the ladoos with the stick. Lord Allah caught all the ladoos.

Statue of Liberty showed it out. This is the ancient way of playing Cricket.

By Yashu

The Clock's Hands

Teacher:Kids I have a interesting assignment for you.

Little Suppandi:What is it mam?

Teacher:You have to make a clock with it's hands on cardboard and bring it to school tomorrow.I will give you marks.

The next day,Suppandi brought his clock with it's hands.

Teacher:Suppandi,you come and show your clock to the class.

Teacher:Suppandi, why did you bring human hands made of cardboard?

Little Suppandi:Mam, you told me that we have to bring a clock with it's hands.So,I brought human hands made of cardboard.

Teacher:O' Suuuupppppaaannnndiiiiiii.

By Kar

Banana

Why did the banana go to the doctor?


Because it was not
'peeling well'


By Kar

Door Bell

Woman: I was expecting you to repair the doorbell yesterday.

Electrician: I did come yesterday and rang the door bell twice. I got no answer so I went back!!!


By Kar