National Animals

NATIONAL ANIMALS

India- Tiger

Newzeland- Kiwi

USA-Bald Eagle

Australia- Kangaroo

Afghanisthan- Snow Leopard

Argentina- Rufous Hornero

Austria- Black Eagle

Bangladesh- Bengal Tiger

Brazil- Jaguar

Canada- Beaver

China- Giant Panda

Egypt- Steppe Eagle

Germany- Black Eagle

Greenland- Polar Bear

Indonesia- Komodo Dragon

Israel- Israeli Gazelle

Japan- Raccoon Dog

Kuwait- Camel

Malaysia- Malayan Tiger

Mexico- Xoloitzcuintli

Myanmmar- Tiger

Nepal- Cow

Netherlands- Lion

Nigeria- Eagle

Pakistan- Makhor

Russia- Russian Bear

South Korea- Tiger

Spain- Bull

Tanzania- Giraffe

UK- Red Deer

Vietnam- Tiger

by Kar

Jokes

1. Rosie: This oinment makes my leg smart ?
Rob: Well why not rub some on your head !

2. Clare: I see you are invited to Sandra's party ?
Zoe: Yes, but I can't go. The invitation says 4 to 7, and I,m ten.

3. If you crossed King Kong with a bell, what would you have ?
A: A ding-dong King Kong.

4. Which side of an apple pie is the left side ?
The part that isn't eaten.

5. Why did Jane divorce Tarzan ?
He became too big a swinger.

By Kar